July242014

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

(via pizzawish)

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1AM

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via einroteskuli)

1AM
thecraftychemist:

misbehavedscientist:

molecularbiologistproblems:

You know you’ve been working too long in the lab when….
Which one(s) are you guilty of?

#54… oh yeah! I love the stuff

#43 and I walked halfway to the train station with my lab coat on before I realized… 
Not #25 though… aside from the fact that it wouldn’t taste that great being slightly acidic (pH is around 5) due to atmospheric carbon dioxide replacing any dissolved salts, it’s not good for you. If drinking too much regular water in a short amount of time can kill you through diluting the salts in your blood, deionized water is going to be much more effective at doing that.
Oh and you’d probably go blind from the traces of methanol in the absolute alcohol if you tried #19.

thecraftychemist:

misbehavedscientist:

molecularbiologistproblems:

You know you’ve been working too long in the lab when….

Which one(s) are you guilty of?

#54… oh yeah! I love the stuff

#43 and I walked halfway to the train station with my lab coat on before I realized…

Not #25 though… aside from the fact that it wouldn’t taste that great being slightly acidic (pH is around 5) due to atmospheric carbon dioxide replacing any dissolved salts, it’s not good for you. If drinking too much regular water in a short amount of time can kill you through diluting the salts in your blood, deionized water is going to be much more effective at doing that.

Oh and you’d probably go blind from the traces of methanol in the absolute alcohol if you tried #19.

1AM

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1AM

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

(Source: australiansanta, via the-miky-way)

1AM

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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1AM
harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

(via 01101111-01101111-01100100)

July232014

different-to-the-rest:

lanadelnachos:

ayeyophoebe:

slytherin-kyuubi:

a-study-in-cheekbones:

childofaphrodite:

soaringpenis:

notkorra:

antlare:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

whAT THE FUCK

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.

two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS

I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD

This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.

i lost it at rugrats

KIM POSSIBLE WHAT

(Source: kazekag, via dragoniteswatch)

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2PM

rachelreine:

i won’t let this meme die

(via ruinedchildhood)

1PM

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

(Source: theone8888, via superwholockvevo)

1PM

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11AM

this-is-my-headspace:

Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY

Harry Potter: This is awesome 

Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year

Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing

Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -

Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT

(via spaghettihos)

10AM

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via an-abundance-of-katherine)

10AM
“7 Billion smiles, and yours is my favorite.” (via awkwarddly)

(Source: renovador, via superstonedandsupergay)

10AM
anerdstale:

Out of the roses, chocolates, and the giant card that my boyfriend got me for Valentine’s Day, this was my favorite gift. He got me a Piece of Heart and wrote this in Hylian 
Translation:
Loftwing’s are red
Zora’s are blue
If it’s too dangerous to go alone
I think I’ll take you

anerdstale:

Out of the roses, chocolates, and the giant card that my boyfriend got me for Valentine’s Day, this was my favorite gift. He got me a Piece of Heart and wrote this in Hylian 

Translation:

Loftwing’s are red

Zora’s are blue

If it’s too dangerous to go alone

I think I’ll take you

(via tlozeldalover97)

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